Every year I drag out my Christmas pants, you know the kind that look like 70’s palazzo pants made of black crepe paper? Well when I tried to squeeze my larger-than-last-year body into them the song, I’m Too Sexy by Right Said Fred came to mind but the lyrics had changed slightly to, “I’m too [...]
Archive for December, 2009
I am NOT a fan of chain letters. I cringe when I get to the bottom of a lovely thought-provoking email and it says to send it to 10 friends in 15 seconds or you’ll be forever plagued with loneliness, warts, creeping underwear, whatever! It would take me longer than 15 seconds to pick the [...]
It’s that time of year again when you have to attend your spouse’s proverbial work Christmas party. I’d rather have needles stuck in my eyes. But someone at my husband’s office was on the ball this year. She suggested a gift exchange – with a twist. Each person had to make a gift or bring [...]
All the pre-Christmas chaos makes me crazy! I don’t know about you but I think holiday stress bends your brain. You get caught up in the frenzy of it all – especially the shopping. And I can’t even blame my old friend perimenopause for turning me into a bit of a she-monster! My husband [...]




