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		<title>Cheers to Closed Marriages</title>
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My hat goes off to Valerie Bertinelli for standing up for traditional marriage on The View last week.  Barbara Walters revealed that actress Mo’Nique in her pre-Oscar interview told her that she and husband Sidney Hicks have an “open marriage.”  Joy Behar mumbled something about someone being there as important and Sherri Shepherd brought up the fact that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ten Pounds Down and Counting</title>
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I&#8217;ve lost ten pounds!!!  My first weight loss milestone folks!  I’ve encountered a few bumps in the road here and there but haven’t devoured a whole chocolate cake or anything (not that it hasn’t crossed mind)!  I wanted to share a few observations I’ve made about myself and my “rebirth” as a woman with healthy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mysaggybutt.com/2010/03/ten-pounds-downand-counting/</link>
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		<title>Tiger Woods Confession Clogs the Airways</title>
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We’ve all digested the sorted details of Tiger Woods and his famous flings and watched the media&#8217;s OJ Simpson style stalking of Woods’ house on national TV.  And just when we thought all the perpetrators had crawled back under their rocks, Tiger Woods resurfaces decked out in his Nike duds interrupting our TV viewing pleasure [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mysaggybutt.com/2010/02/tiger-woods-confession-clogs-the-airways/</link>
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		<title>What Makes High Profile Husbands Cheat?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jenny Sanford, Elizabeth Edwards, and Gayle Haggard.  What do all these women have in common?  They’re amazingly strong, over 40 and have cheating husbands!  High profile cheating husbands.  You don’t see Hilary Clinton at a press conference apologizing to her constituents about a boy toy in Argentina.  In fact, I can’t recall ever seeing a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mysaggybutt.com/2010/02/what-makes-high-profile-husbands-cheat/</link>
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		<title>Pass the Pills Please</title>
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Sometimes we assume that when people get to a certain age they aren’t as competent as they used to be.  Unfair folks, but true.  That’s the furthest from the truth with my mom.  At 76, she’s as sharp as a tack.  A very sharp tack.  Last week my beautiful mother had emergency abdominal surgery.  Her [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mysaggybutt.com/2010/02/pass-the-pills-please/</link>
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		<title>Are You An Emotional Eater?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I can’t believe how much I rely on food to satisfy my emotional cravings!  A very close friend of ours passed away recently.  He was an amazing guy and I really miss him. 
After the memorial service, the church ladies had prepared a lovely luncheon and if you’re a church goer you know that nobody cooks [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mysaggybutt.com/2010/02/are-you-an-emotional-eater/</link>
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		<title>Weight Watchers Here I Come</title>
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The day of reckoning has come.  For the last week I’ve eaten with wild abandon—peanut butter squares, butter tarts, New York Fries, buffets—and strange but true, my clothing seems to be shrinking???  But the harsh reality is…I’M EXPANDING AT A RAPID RATE!!!  It’s time to get serious folks.  I had mentioned that one of my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mysaggybutt.com/2010/01/weight-watchers-here-i-come/</link>
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		<title>Confessions of a Former BlackBerry Basher</title>
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My husband’s BlackBerry has become a member of our family.  BlackBerry has eaten breakfast with us at a swanky hotel in Washington, basked in the sun on the Florida coast, crashed my sister’s 50th birthday party and has recently found religion.
I’m happy to announce that BlackBerry has a new friend, BlackBerry Storm.  Imagine my delight [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mysaggybutt.com/2010/01/confessions-of-a-former-blackberry-basher/</link>
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		<title>The Power of the Feminine Wipe</title>
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Last year, my 15-year-old nephew almost went into cardiac arrest when I pulled out a feminine wipe from my purse so he could clean his hands at Tim Hortons.
“Oh my God! Put that away!!!”
“What?”
“That!” he shrieks pointing at my hand.
“You mean this wipe.”
“Shhhh.  God! Someone will see you.”
“You said you needed something for your hands.”
“Yea [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mysaggybutt.com/2010/01/the-power-of-the-feminine-wipe/</link>
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		<title>Keep Christmas Out of the Box</title>
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Happy New Year!  I’ve got a feelin’ it’s gonna’ be a good year.  At the end of the Christmas holidays, I usually struggle with the thought of taking down the Christmas tree and putting away the decorations.  Packing up all the fun memories, happy feelings and kindness that everybody shows at Christmas time into a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://mysaggybutt.com/2010/01/keep-christmas-out-of-the-box/</link>
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